Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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