accomplished twins. life is a go
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The ass gains better be worth it
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