I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it was like eating out sand paper
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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