There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
love makes seman taste better
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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