He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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