i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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