He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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