You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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