sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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