We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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