That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
tell me about the eggs
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
