home. puking in laundry basket.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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