R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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