we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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