does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I will pee on everything he values.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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