dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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