Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The cops high fived after they tackled you
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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