is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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