my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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