You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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