brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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