i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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