Pappa wants mamma naked
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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