I think I died a long time ago.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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