my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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