Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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