I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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