I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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