Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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