The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I had to cum in my sink.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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