How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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