We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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