His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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