what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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