I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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