So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
