Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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