I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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