I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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