She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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