Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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