IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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