why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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