Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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