How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
should my penis look like a turkey
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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