only if we run a train.
done.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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