No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
