Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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