it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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