You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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